Bus ride was short to the launch point. Safety presentation was highly professional and easy to follow. Scenery was extremely beautiful. Raft. Incredibly lit.
Trevor (street alias Twisted T) was our guide & we could not ask for a better man to share a tube with. He yelled a lot on the bus & defended us against Gavin’s feeble & futile attacks on Sport Tube #2.
After a paddle test, we proved ourselves to be incredibly sporty under his tutelage. He stopped & gave us ample time to swim & taste the pure mountain water. He used his ströng arms to help pluck us from Montana’s tastiest rapids. Upon re-entry to Sport Tube #2, he even gave us a quick kiss on the mouth (European style. Nothing weird) to welcome us back to safety & his guidance. We really did unwind with a twist.
Keep the faith, bröther. Email us if you would like to be friends.
Love,
Lewis & Clark
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