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Прогуляйтеся з оповідачем! Сюрреалістичний тур по Сан-Франциско.

Огляд
- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

- Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!

- Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.

- Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

- BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.

- Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

- Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.

Місто: Сан Франциско
Sat 22 Nov
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Починаючи з $32.00
Sat 22 Nov
Починаючи з $32.00
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Що включено
Екскурсія по трьох мікрорайонах, розваги по дорозі
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
Додаткова інформація
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Чого очікувати
1
Місія Долорес
Після того, як ви почуєте детальну історію староіспанської місії, екскурсія прийме шалений оборот. Готуйтеся до казки, яку ви ніколи не забудете.
2
Місія Долорес Парк
На красивій галявині наймоднішого парку в Місті ваш господар розважить вас буйною піратською історією.
3
Harvey Milk Plaza
Погляньте на найвеселіше місце на Землі. Тут ви дізнаєтесь про злочин, відомий як Twinkie Defense.
4
Корона Хайтс
Під могутньою горою ви почуєте про численні дивацтва Імператора Нортона — найулюбленішого кука Сан-Франциско.
5
Трикутник Дубоце
Серед рядів прекрасних вікторіанських вікторіанців королеви Анни ваш господар опише героїв, які з’явилися під час землетрусу та пожежі 1906 року.
6
Нижній Хайт
У міфічному та таємничому лабіринті вулиці Скотта ваш господар здивує вас чарівною історією про такого мандрівника, як ви.
7
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
8
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
9
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
10
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
11
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
12
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
13
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
14
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
15
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
16
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
17
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
18
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
19
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
20
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
21
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
22
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
23
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
24
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
25
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
26
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
27
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
28
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
29
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
30
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
31
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
32
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
33
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
34
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
35
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
36
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
37
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
38
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
39
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
40
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
41
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
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Політика скасування
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Відгуки (93)
70mirjaw
Jan 2025
I highly recommend taking the tour with Clyde. It was funny, catching and very informative. I enjoyed every minute of the tour.
Cynthia C
Jan 2025
Clyde was personable and funny. He told us a bunch of things that we didn’t know about San Francisco despite us having lived in the Bay Area for the past 25 years. We had a great sunny day which was perfect for a nice walk in the city. Highly recommended.
ttreves
Dec 2024
Clyde was so entertaining and full of knowledge and fun information. Nice chg from your basic tour in an area not full of tourists. Highly recommend

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