There is ZERO madness or mayhem on this tour. This was PG-13 at best if I could stretch it. I tried to do as much research as I could on my last night in San Antonio and somehow managed to find the most watered down, and overpriced ghost tour. We walked a 1.5 radius around downtown San Antonio, and listened to the history of the town. Normally that would be a nice event for me except that's not exactly what i would've paid $60 to do if we could've paid the same price and been on a bus going in haunted hotels and visiting the Alamo. There are just too many other tours out there to settle for this one. so while your tour guide will be very nice and informative, for me and my husband it was just meh and we wanted to leave halfway through and just spend our time on the Riverwalk rather than pretending to be interested walking around downtown for 2 hours