Arr! The 4 captains, they be the best. Only one sailor had to be keel-hauled for tryin' to Ride the Bull. Our skipper was good as they come at avoiding places on the river where the map said "there be monsters here". Provisions at lunch made sure none of us got scurvy, and there was nary a rusty scupper amongst the equipment. This sailor plans to get Shanghaied by them again. Badda Bing, badda boom!