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Przegląd
- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

- Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!

- Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.

- Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

- BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.

- Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

- Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.

Miasto: San Francisco
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Wycieczka po trzech dzielnicach, po drodze rozrywka
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
Dodatkowe informacje
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Czego oczekiwać
1
Misja Dolores
Po wysłuchaniu dokładnej historii Starej Misji Hiszpańskiej wycieczka przybierze dziki obrót. Przygotuj się na bajkę, której nigdy nie zapomnisz.
2
Park Misji Dolores
Na pięknym trawniku najmodniejszego parku w Mieście Twój gospodarz zabawi Cię burzliwą piracką opowieścią.
3
Harvey Milk Plaza
Rzuć okiem na najbardziej gejowskie miejsce na Ziemi. Tutaj dowiesz się o oburzeniu znanym jako Obrona Twinkie.
4
Wzgórza Korony
Pod potężną górą usłyszysz o wielu dziwactwach Imperatora Nortona — najbardziej ukochanego dziwaka w San Francisco.
5
Trójkąt Duboce
Wśród rzędów pięknych królowej Anny wiktoriańskiej gospodarz opisze bohaterów, którzy wyłonili się podczas trzęsienia ziemi i pożaru w 1906 roku.
6
Niższe Wzgórze
W mitycznym i tajemniczym Scott Street Labyrinth gospodarz zaskoczy Cię magiczną historią o podróżniku takim jak Ty.
7
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
8
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
9
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
10
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
11
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
12
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
13
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
14
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
15
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
16
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
17
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
18
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
19
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
20
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
21
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
22
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
23
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
24
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
25
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
26
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
27
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
28
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
29
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
30
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
31
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
32
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
33
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
34
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
35
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
36
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
37
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
38
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
39
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
40
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
41
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
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Zasady anulowania
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Zdjęcia podróżników
Recenzje (93)
70mirjaw
Jan 2025
I highly recommend taking the tour with Clyde. It was funny, catching and very informative. I enjoyed every minute of the tour.
Cynthia C
Jan 2025
Clyde was personable and funny. He told us a bunch of things that we didn’t know about San Francisco despite us having lived in the Bay Area for the past 25 years. We had a great sunny day which was perfect for a nice walk in the city. Highly recommended.
ttreves
Dec 2024
Clyde was so entertaining and full of knowledge and fun information. Nice chg from your basic tour in an area not full of tourists. Highly recommend

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