Our driver Mr. Hollywood seemed like he was on drugs. He talked fast, he drove fast, and he was twitchy. Adding to the fear that any moment this high host was going to drive us off the side of the mountain, he was driving one handed because he was using an hand held microphone. We had 3 near accidents during our tour.
Mr. Hollywood talked nonstop for 90 minutes and said very few facts that had real substance. He started the tour stating, āI have to use a fake name because I have a stalkerā. Sure you do, buddy. Sure you do. You probably owe someone money. Mr. Hollywood biggest fan is Mr.
Hollywood.