City Tour - The guide treats people with total lack of consideration, doesn't answer questions, the entire reference to art deco is that it was imported from France. The city tour is basically south beach, a passage in Ocean Drive and then a direct drop off at some completely touristic stores of Little Havana, where one is encouraged to buy (tremendous business for the stores, who receive hundreds of visitors thrown there by the buses). “City tour”, as a way to have at least a glimpse of Miami, or even of Miami beach is very disappointing. Finally, the bus drop people off at the bay, again we are conducted like conscripts to a certain restaurant to have lunch, when one says that would like to see other restaurants and asks at what time and where does the boat leave, the guide fulminates you with the eyes, refuses to answer, orders you to wait in a line until she finishes taking care of the people in the restaurant and only then appears a new guy who informs.
Boat Tour – it is what it is, basically it is a gossip tour to see, from distance, the houses of the millionaire starts, this house costed this, belongs to “A” or “B”.
Everglades – Two alligators in a small swimming pool, we could only see a shadow as they were in the water, a few cages with snakes, then a small alligator in the hands of the alligator expert (the nicest part, at least this guy was nice and funny); inside the boats, and after an explanation by the alligator expert that alligators don’t like humans and hide from them, we embark on the fan boats and do the same exact route made everyday by dozens of boats, under high tension electric cables, near a road, deafening noise of the engines, in search of alligators, who obviously don’t show up (how could they, if they don’t like humans, they have an entire park to go ??? )