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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

Overview

- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

- Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!

- Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.

- Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

- BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.

- Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

- Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.

City: San Francisco

Sun 08 Jun

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Starting at $32.00

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Sun 08 Jun

Starting at $32.00

Make a reservation

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What's Included

A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way

Additional Info

Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

What To Expect

Mission Dolores

After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain

Mission Dolores Park

On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.

Harvey Milk Plaza

Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).

Corona Heights

Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.

Duboce Triangle

Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.

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Cancellation Policy

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

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Reviews (93)

Montserrat_L

Mar 2022

Our tour guide was very funny. He specifically catered to my 2 teenage boys. Had an excellent time. Also Viator, don't make us say more than we actually want to.

Susan_B

Mar 2022

We had a great time seeing the city sites from Clyde's perspective. What a wonderful and creative storyteller.

Katie_S

Nov 2021

This tour was amazing!! Clyde had such incredible stories, performance, presence, and lore of San Francisco. He is a true artist sharing his gifts. This was the bargain to beat all bargains! Such an amazing value. I'd do it again.