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The "Savannah for Morons" Comedy Trolley Tour

Overview
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side!

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90 minutes. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, this outrageous history lesson features entertaining skits, musical numbers, costume changes, and loads of Savannah history.

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
*Please Note: This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.

Meet at our Gray Line office at 223 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd 
City: Savannah
Fri 27 Dec
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Starting at $49.00
Fri 27 Dec
Starting at $49.00
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What's Included
Fully Narrated Uninterrupted 90 Minute Comedy History Tour of Savannah's Historic District.
Additional Info
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • Times are subject to change due to local traffic conditions.
  • This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.
  • Per State law, any person entering the premises waives all civil liability against this premises owner and operator for any injuries caused by the inherent risk associated with contracting COVID-19 at public gatherings, except for gross negligence, willful and wanton misconduct, reckless infliction of harm, or intentional infliction of harm, by the individual or entity of the premises.
  • Hand sanitiser available to travellers and staff
  • Social distancing enforced throughout experience
  • Regularly sanitised high-traffic areas
  • Gear/equipment sanitised between use
  • Transportation vehicles regularly sanitised
  • Guides required to regularly wash hands
  • Regular temperature checks for staff
What To Expect
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Chippewa Square
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side! Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90min. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, this tour features outrageously entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Johnny and Danny Moron, this mad romp around Savannah will give you all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, complex, and intoxicated past and present; from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War; from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench. Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
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Savannah Historic District
Savannah’s Historic District encompasses more than 20 city squares laid out in a distinctive grid pattern by General James E. Oglethorpe, founder of the British Colony of Georgia in 1733
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Cathedral of St. John the Baptist
The Cathedral of St John the Baptist, a Roman Catholic establishment, is the mother church of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Savannah.
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City Market
A commercial and social center of historic downtown Savannah, Georgia.
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Reviews (766)
mbamama
Sep 2019
I took a group of 5 women at various levels of skepticism on this tour. By the end we were all cracking up at the antics of these two guys. The reactions of people on the street made it all the more funny. You just didn't know what direction this was going from one moment to the next. No dead time- it was a 90-min you won't regret. Way to go Morons!
Response from Host
Sep 2019
Love it! It's pretty hard to resist the Morons. Thanks for your thoughtful review. We're so glad you and your friends had fun with the Morons and hope you visit again!
savannahwilma
Sep 2019
I took this tour when I had visitors last May. It was so funny, when I had other friends this month, I booked the tour again. It was just as much fun the second time. I may have to do this again!
Response from Host
Sep 2019
Second time's a charm! We're delighted to hear that you're becoming a regular on the Morons tour. It's definitely a fun ride for both locals and visitors. Thanks for taking the time to review us!
Shelly_H
Aug 2019
Fun trolley tour with lots of laughs! Brenda Lee was a great driver, The twins were loads of laughs. Thanks for the great time in Savannah!
Response from Host
Aug 2019
You're welcome! Thanks for reviewing us and having a blast with the Morons!

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