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The "Savannah for Morons" Comedy Trolley Tour

Overview
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side!

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90 minutes. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, this outrageous history lesson features entertaining skits, musical numbers, costume changes, and loads of Savannah history.

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
*Please Note: This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.

Meet at our Gray Line office at 223 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd 
City: Savannah
Thu 26 Dec
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Starting at $49.00
Thu 26 Dec
Starting at $49.00
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What's Included
Fully Narrated Uninterrupted 90 Minute Comedy History Tour of Savannah's Historic District.
Additional Info
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • Times are subject to change due to local traffic conditions.
  • This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.
  • Per State law, any person entering the premises waives all civil liability against this premises owner and operator for any injuries caused by the inherent risk associated with contracting COVID-19 at public gatherings, except for gross negligence, willful and wanton misconduct, reckless infliction of harm, or intentional infliction of harm, by the individual or entity of the premises.
  • Hand sanitiser available to travellers and staff
  • Social distancing enforced throughout experience
  • Regularly sanitised high-traffic areas
  • Gear/equipment sanitised between use
  • Transportation vehicles regularly sanitised
  • Guides required to regularly wash hands
  • Regular temperature checks for staff
What To Expect
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Chippewa Square
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side! Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90min. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, this tour features outrageously entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Johnny and Danny Moron, this mad romp around Savannah will give you all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, complex, and intoxicated past and present; from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War; from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench. Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
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Savannah Historic District
Savannah’s Historic District encompasses more than 20 city squares laid out in a distinctive grid pattern by General James E. Oglethorpe, founder of the British Colony of Georgia in 1733
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Cathedral of St. John the Baptist
The Cathedral of St John the Baptist, a Roman Catholic establishment, is the mother church of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Savannah.
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City Market
A commercial and social center of historic downtown Savannah, Georgia.
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Reviews (766)
Navigate277046
Aug 2019
As a local, people always ask me where to go to do this and to do that. If you want to be in a rolling party with two wild and crazy guys , dressed in one-sides, and laughing the entire time, see these moron, “twins.” A riot, on wheels and a zany off the bus, on the bus, laugh a minute. They sing , they dance... well they dance. I.m telling everyone I know to see them first.
Response from Host
Aug 2019
The perfect description of our dear Morons. Thank you so much for your fun review. We're glad you had a blast and happy birthday!
clairegalado
Jul 2019
The tour was hilarious. As soon as we saw two guys walking towards us in rompers, we immediately knew it was gonna be a blast! They had a little hiccup with the trolley at first but the tour was THAT awesome that the "experimental technical difficulties" didn't even dampen the mood or ruin the tour. I can't wait to go again and bring my family and friends! True story: Danny beat up a mean guy blocking the road!
Response from Host
Jul 2019
He DID? Do we need to talk to Danny about his temper? 😂 Thank you so much for taking the time to write a review. We're delighted you enjoyed the Savannah for Morons tour and can't wait to meet your family and friends the next time.
nobeckbeck
Jul 2019
I honestly was a little worried when I booked this that my teenagers wouldn’t be humored by this tour. I was picturing my 16y/o doing a fake laugh and rolling his eyes at me the whole time. The Moron brothers were actually REALLY funny and all three of my kids were genuinely laughing out loud. Their antics were unexpected and endearing. We all had a blast and learned some great stuff about the history of Savannah at the same time. Would highly recommend this for families with older kids.
Response from Host
Jul 2019
Hi, there! We're so glad your kids had a good time! The Savannah for Morons is a genius way to entertain kids and (sneakily) teach them a bit about history. Thank you for your thoughtful review. Don't be strangers, now.

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