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The "Savannah for Morons" Comedy Trolley Tour

Overview
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side!

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90 minutes. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, this outrageous history lesson features entertaining skits, musical numbers, costume changes, and loads of Savannah history.

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
*Please Note: This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.

Meet at our Gray Line office at 223 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd 
City: Savannah
Wed 25 Dec
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Starting at $49.00
Wed 25 Dec
Starting at $49.00
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What's Included
Fully Narrated Uninterrupted 90 Minute Comedy History Tour of Savannah's Historic District.
Additional Info
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • Times are subject to change due to local traffic conditions.
  • This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.
  • Per State law, any person entering the premises waives all civil liability against this premises owner and operator for any injuries caused by the inherent risk associated with contracting COVID-19 at public gatherings, except for gross negligence, willful and wanton misconduct, reckless infliction of harm, or intentional infliction of harm, by the individual or entity of the premises.
  • Hand sanitiser available to travellers and staff
  • Social distancing enforced throughout experience
  • Regularly sanitised high-traffic areas
  • Gear/equipment sanitised between use
  • Transportation vehicles regularly sanitised
  • Guides required to regularly wash hands
  • Regular temperature checks for staff
What To Expect
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Chippewa Square
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side! Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90min. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, this tour features outrageously entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Johnny and Danny Moron, this mad romp around Savannah will give you all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, complex, and intoxicated past and present; from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War; from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench. Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
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Savannah Historic District
Savannah’s Historic District encompasses more than 20 city squares laid out in a distinctive grid pattern by General James E. Oglethorpe, founder of the British Colony of Georgia in 1733
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Cathedral of St. John the Baptist
The Cathedral of St John the Baptist, a Roman Catholic establishment, is the mother church of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Savannah.
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City Market
A commercial and social center of historic downtown Savannah, Georgia.
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Reviews (766)
Robin L
Jul 2019
These guys were hilarious! Trolly is air conditioned (which is awesome when it feels like 100° outside). I wasn't aware that we could BYOB but it was all good because we had a mid-way stop at the Ghost Coast Distillery! Have your videos/cameras ready for the Patrick Swayze imitation at the end! BTW there was a couple that brought their kids (they looked around 8 and 10). Not sure if they regret that or not.
Response from Host
Jul 2019
Hi, Robin! YAY for the Morons! We're so glad you had a fun time. Glad the AC made the tour comfortable and we hope your cocktail at Ghost Coast was delicious. We'll be on the lookout for the review from the 8 and 10 year olds ....😳
Lynn W
Jun 2019
The Moron Twins and Poppa Jack are fantastic. We learned a little and laughed a lot! These guys are a must see if you want to have a great time and not some boring history tour.
Response from Host
Jun 2019
Hey, Lynn -- awesome news! We're glad you enjoyed the Morons -- it's definitely a unique way to see the city! Thank you for your thoughtful review. We hope you visit again!
Joandio
Jun 2019
I took this tour with my mom a week ago. It was 90 minutes of the best entertainment money can buy. I'm not sure what is funnier - the two Morons, or the expressions of people on the street who weren't 'in' on what was happening and were subjected to the crazy antics going on around them! BTW - this is NOT a child-friendly tour. Sometimes adults need humor geared towards adults. Thanks for a hysterical afternoon, guys!
Response from Host
Jun 2019
You are welcome! Agreed -- the Morons are hilarious and half of the humor is the reactions to them. We're glad you had fun! Thank you so much for taking the time to write a review for us.

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