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The "Savannah for Morons" Comedy Trolley Tour

Overview
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side!

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90 minutes. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, this outrageous history lesson features entertaining skits, musical numbers, costume changes, and loads of Savannah history.

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
*Please Note: This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.

Meet at our Gray Line office at 223 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd 
City: Savannah
Tue 24 Dec
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Starting at $49.00
Tue 24 Dec
Starting at $49.00
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What's Included
Fully Narrated Uninterrupted 90 Minute Comedy History Tour of Savannah's Historic District.
Additional Info
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • Times are subject to change due to local traffic conditions.
  • This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.
  • Per State law, any person entering the premises waives all civil liability against this premises owner and operator for any injuries caused by the inherent risk associated with contracting COVID-19 at public gatherings, except for gross negligence, willful and wanton misconduct, reckless infliction of harm, or intentional infliction of harm, by the individual or entity of the premises.
  • Hand sanitiser available to travellers and staff
  • Social distancing enforced throughout experience
  • Regularly sanitised high-traffic areas
  • Gear/equipment sanitised between use
  • Transportation vehicles regularly sanitised
  • Guides required to regularly wash hands
  • Regular temperature checks for staff
What To Expect
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Chippewa Square
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side! Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90min. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, this tour features outrageously entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Johnny and Danny Moron, this mad romp around Savannah will give you all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, complex, and intoxicated past and present; from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War; from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench. Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
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Savannah Historic District
Savannah’s Historic District encompasses more than 20 city squares laid out in a distinctive grid pattern by General James E. Oglethorpe, founder of the British Colony of Georgia in 1733
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Cathedral of St. John the Baptist
The Cathedral of St John the Baptist, a Roman Catholic establishment, is the mother church of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Savannah.
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City Market
A commercial and social center of historic downtown Savannah, Georgia.
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Reviews (766)
TeamSnook
May 2019
We aren't serious history buff's, so this was a perfect way for us to see our way around Savannah's historic area and have a good time!!
Response from Host
May 2019
Hi, Team! Thanks for taking the time to review the Morons! We're so glad you had a good time. Don't be a stranger, now!
River467
May 2019
I had high hopes for this tour and they were surpassed. Ninety minutes of fun and laughing so hard I couldn't breath. The hosts were very talented and a comedy riot. I recommend doing this if you have a good sense of humor.
Response from Host
May 2019
Hi, River467! Well, we want you to keep breathing! Seriously, thank you for your thoughtful review. The Morons are a special kind of silly and we're glad you had fun.
WayneinCO
May 2019
There are scores of city tours available all day long in Savannah. Factual guides spouting names, dates, and tidbits of Southern history filling your brain while you are daydreaming where you might want to go for your next meal. I assure you, this will not happen on this trolley ride! From the moment the vehicle departs the visitor center, the party music kicks in over the P.A. system. The two guides joke, interact, adorn wigs, use props, dance, sing, and entertain every ticket holder...whether invited or not. It’s all in the name of fun. The occasional use of profanity raised an eyebrow in me. I prefer the Smother’s Brothers and Carol Burnett style of humor. Oh well, back to the review... it’s a comedy club act on wheels. Go for it!
Response from Host
May 2019
Hi, Wayne! Thank you so much for your thoughtful review. You summarized it succinctly -- "not your average tour guides!" We're glad you were entertained and hope you come back to Savannah to visit.

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