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The "Savannah for Morons" Comedy Trolley Tour

Overview
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side!

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90 minutes. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, this outrageous history lesson features entertaining skits, musical numbers, costume changes, and loads of Savannah history.

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
*Please Note: This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.

Meet at our Gray Line office at 223 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd 
City: Savannah
Mon 23 Dec
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Starting at $49.00
Mon 23 Dec
Starting at $49.00
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What's Included
Fully Narrated Uninterrupted 90 Minute Comedy History Tour of Savannah's Historic District.
Additional Info
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • Times are subject to change due to local traffic conditions.
  • This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.
  • Per State law, any person entering the premises waives all civil liability against this premises owner and operator for any injuries caused by the inherent risk associated with contracting COVID-19 at public gatherings, except for gross negligence, willful and wanton misconduct, reckless infliction of harm, or intentional infliction of harm, by the individual or entity of the premises.
  • Hand sanitiser available to travellers and staff
  • Social distancing enforced throughout experience
  • Regularly sanitised high-traffic areas
  • Gear/equipment sanitised between use
  • Transportation vehicles regularly sanitised
  • Guides required to regularly wash hands
  • Regular temperature checks for staff
What To Expect
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Chippewa Square
Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side! Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90min. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, this tour features outrageously entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Johnny and Danny Moron, this mad romp around Savannah will give you all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, complex, and intoxicated past and present; from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War; from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench. Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
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Savannah Historic District
Savannah’s Historic District encompasses more than 20 city squares laid out in a distinctive grid pattern by General James E. Oglethorpe, founder of the British Colony of Georgia in 1733
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Cathedral of St. John the Baptist
The Cathedral of St John the Baptist, a Roman Catholic establishment, is the mother church of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Savannah.
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City Market
A commercial and social center of historic downtown Savannah, Georgia.
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Reviews (766)
BubblesDuck
Oct 2018
So glad we found this tour. Johnny and Danny are so funny. You get a glimpse of Savannah history and sights mixed with humor. When we booked I was afraid it would be cheesy and dumb, but it was funny and clever. My favorite part was getting through the bachelorette party without crying, hilarious and so true. Also enjoyed stopping at the Ghost Coast Distillery for a drink. Not only do the guides provide humor they also give a ton of tips for places to eat, drink and see. Had a great time!
Response from Host
Oct 2018
Thanks for the awesome review! The Savannah for Morons Tour packs a lot of laughs into 90 minutes and we're so glad to hear you enjoyed it as much as we do!
Sheena F
Oct 2018
Dan....Johnny....you two are the best!!! I had the pleasure of seeing this show at Bull Street Lab with the Front Porch Improv and I am THRILLED they have turned this into a trolley tour! Never a dull moment! Love that we are supporting yet another local business with our stop at Ghost Coast. Thanks so much for entertaining the Davenport House crew! We will be sure to help get the word out. Cheers!
Response from Host
Oct 2018
Thanks for the awesome review, Sheena! We're so glad the Davenport House crew could join us for a tour. We agree - Danny and Johnny are the best! We hope to see you again soon - you just never know what the Moron Twins will do next!
Scenic527803
Sep 2018
These guys are hilarious and this was definitely the most fun tour I've ever taken. I learned a little about Savannah history with a huge does of irreverence and satire. Trust me, you will laugh the whole time!!
Response from Host
Oct 2018
Thanks for taking the time to leave this excellent review. The Moron Twins deliver on their promise that you'll laugh a lot - and even learn a little - every time! Thanks for joining us on this whirlwind comedy trip around Savannah!

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