The "Savannah for Morons" Comedy Trolley Tour in Savannah booking from $49.00

The "Savannah for Morons" Comedy Trolley Tour

Overview

Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side!

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90 minutes. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, this outrageous history lesson features entertaining skits, musical numbers, costume changes, and loads of Savannah history.

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
*Please Note: This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.

Meet at our Gray Line office at 223 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd

City: Savannah

Mon 23 Dec

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What's Included

Fully Narrated Uninterrupted 90 Minute Comedy History Tour of Savannah's Historic District.

Additional Info

Wheelchair accessible
Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Times are subject to change due to local traffic conditions.
This tour is NOT recommended for children under the age of 13.
Per State law, any person entering the premises waives all civil liability against this premises owner and operator for any injuries caused by the inherent risk associated with contracting COVID-19 at public gatherings, except for gross negligence, willful and wanton misconduct, reckless infliction of harm, or intentional infliction of harm, by the individual or entity of the premises.
Hand sanitiser available to travellers and staff
Social distancing enforced throughout experience
Regularly sanitised high-traffic areas
Gear/equipment sanitised between use
Transportation vehicles regularly sanitised
Guides required to regularly wash hands
Regular temperature checks for staff

What To Expect

Chippewa Square

Spice up your trip to Savannah with a ride on the funny side! Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in just 90min. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, this tour features outrageously entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history. Hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Johnny and Danny Moron, this mad romp around Savannah will give you all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, complex, and intoxicated past and present; from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War; from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench. Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.

Savannah Historic District

Savannah’s Historic District encompasses more than 20 city squares laid out in a distinctive grid pattern by General James E. Oglethorpe, founder of the British Colony of Georgia in 1733

Cathedral of St. John the Baptist

The Cathedral of St John the Baptist, a Roman Catholic establishment, is the mother church of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Savannah.

City Market

A commercial and social center of historic downtown Savannah, Georgia.

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Cancellation Policy

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

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Reviews (766)

Kristen P

Sep 2018

A little bit of history, a whole lot of laughter! These guys are the real deal - funny, charismatic, engaging - and the rompers? There are no words. Their delivery is perfect, and while their stories are part fact and a whole lot of fiction, their take on the city of Savannah is one that you cannot miss. I was torn between watching them, and watching the faces of those we passed by. Thanks for the laughter! We will definitely be back!

Response from Host

Sep 2018

*Virtual High Five* That's what we love to hear! The Moron Twins are a laugh a minute and we're so glad to hear you enjoyed your tour with them. Come back and see us soon - you never know what they'll come up with next!

Katherine O

Sep 2018

We brought our Spanish exchange student on this rollicking tour of our home city, and the four of us laughed our patooties off for 90 minutes! Danny and Johnny Moron keep the energy high and the humor low as they gallivant in and around the trolley. Though they warned us that they'd included the bare minimum of Savannah history to please the Visitors Bureau, I did, in fact, learn a few things. For instance, watching the Moron Brothers hold up cards with the dates of every single major Savannah fire as we all sang along to "Fire" by the Ohio Players, ahem, seared it into my memory. We loved the stop at Ghost Coast Distillery, where the adults enjoyed a delicious cocktail while teenagers toured the distillery itself. The best part of this wacky and wonderful tour? The Moron Brothers running through confused street crowds brandishing a feather on a stick. You'll have to take the tour to find out why!

Response from Host

Sep 2018

Thanks for the awesome review, Katherine! That feather on a stick bit is one of our favorite parts, and the stop at Ghost Coast adds a whole other level to the experience. We're thrilled to hear you enjoyed your tour with Danny and Johnny and hope to see you and back again - because you never know what to expect from them!

Howard M

Sep 2018

Let me clarify something. This isn't Savannah history. This is Savannah "history" at its finest. We took a spontaneous trip to Savannah for Labor day weekend. Neither of us have been here before. When we were at dinner Friday night trying to plan out our weekend, we stumbled upon the listing for Savannah for Morons and booked it. The price seems to be in line with any other Savannah trolley tour. They will pick you up at your hotel or you can meet them at the visitor's center. We decided to meet them at the visitor's center. Before the tour left, we had a chance to hang out with Dan and Johnny on the bus. They are funny, genuine good guys. Once everyone was on board, they did a rain dance, turned on the spot lights, showed us their spirit fingers and the tour began. If you're looking for a boring, point by point, history museum style tour of Savannah, don't book this. You will be upset. If you have a sense of humor and want to be entertained for an hour and a half while seeing the historic squares, the riverfront, the Spanish moss and Julia Roberts, I couldn't recommend the Morons more. They've only been doing this for a few weeks and are clearly learning as they go, but more so than that, they clearly give a crap about their craft. They want to entertain you. They are proud of the history of the city they inhabit and are unashamed to address its problematic history as well. We did both a "normal" tour and the Savannah for Morons tour and enjoyed this much more. Additionally, you get a pit stop at Savannah's only distillery and get a cocktail to help enjoy the bachelorette party zoo that is Savannah. 5 Stars. Would hit it again and tell my friends.

Response from Host

Sep 2018

Thank you so much for taking the time to review our new tour, Savannah for Morons! We're so happy you enjoyed the tour, and we agree, Danny and Johnny, while new to giving tours, take a lot of pride in the city, our history, and on providing a hysterical 90-min tour. We count ourselves lucky to have been able to team up with such great guys and be able to provide our customers with a unique Savannah experience. This has got to be one of our favorite reviews ever written. Please email me at [email protected] if you'd be okay with us using excerpts from your review in our marketing. Thank you!

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