We went and did the bioluminescence kayak tour at Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge. Specifically we kayaked a place called Mosquito Lagoon in the Preserve. There are only 2 positive thing we can say about the experience. One is we got go kayaking together at night in yet another new place. Two is there was a beautiful moon out for a short while. See photo.
We did not see any bioluminescence. Since it was night time we didn’t see any other wildlife either accept for one crane because we got too close to it. The moon was out for maybe only 25% of the trip. Then cloud cover came in for the other 75% which kept it nice and dark. Which is what you want because that’s when you can see the bioluminescence. Supposedly, because we never saw anything.
The guided tour itself sucked because you had to stand around and wait forever for them to “teach” the group how to kayak. As if there were no advanced kayakers on the trip. Then wait longer to get issued all the crappy gear. All this while swarms of mosquitoes tried to eat you. Inset roll eyes here. Yeah, 16 tandems kayaks , 32 people, plus 3 guides all went out together. The Gen Z tour guide who spoke English as a first language, started every sentence which a conjunction. “But” this or that. “And” this or that. “Or” this or that. After 10 minutes I want to beat him with an English teacher! LOL
On the water we kept having to wait for amateur paddlers to catch up. Oh and those cool looking clear kayaks really sucked! The keel is the most important thing for a kayak. The clear kayaks we were in had crappy keels. So the vessels were slow and felt as if they were going to capsize at any moment. Fortunately, we brought our own carbon fiber paddles, quality life jackets, and gloves or we would have had to use their cheap over used equipment. After paddling all over and seeing nothing for 2 hours we kayaked back to the place where we started. Then we waited longer in the water for slow people to catch up and then even longer for the guides to give you their long spiel. This speech was laden with conjunctions and was completely incoherent as if Trump & Biden collaborated on it together. Then they finally let you beach your kayaks and get out of the water. The exit process was a complete cluster f@&$ of people trying to GTFO there before the swarms of mosquitoes picked you up and carried you off to their evil blood sucking lair. So in a nutshell don’t to this tour!