Kauai is heaven on earth. Don't waste a second of your time or money coming to this "luau". It is very expensive ($100 for adults, $60 for kids) and the food is disgusting. Once inside, you get to spend more of your money. $35 Henna Tattoo. $25 box of caramel. And the train ride costs like $15 per person. Or your $100 gets you a terrible mixed drink using cheap canned juice or from the fountain gun, and crappy cheap booze. The bartenders are so pissed off an rude they make the drinks in record time and throw them at you. On an island with the best fruit, they use canned juice. There is no effort on their part in to what they serve you. It is all garbage. The food is not edible. It is the equivalent of going to Hometown Buffet, but worse, much much worse. At one point they walk around with a fake pig in an effort to make you believe that the pork you are getting is fresh. It is not. It is a show pig. I have no idea why this place gets so many good reviews. There is nothing authentic about this luau. The show was fine, but by the time it happens you are just mad that you spent so much money that you just want to leave. Everything is an up-sell once you are in. Save your money. DON'T WASTE IT HERE!